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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Bash.org strikes again!

Hey Psyko, if the world was gonna end in 3 minutes, what would you do?
I'D SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!! What would you do?
... ... ... I'd stand very very still. o.o;


I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas.
He said he wanted cold hard cash.
So that's exactly what I gave him.
I got 20 $1 bills, soaked them in water and put them in the freezer.
When he got it, it was just a block of green ice that took a day to thaw.


Shit. I need a date for a new year's eve concert.
december 31st


allright, it's official: i live in a world of retards
the guy sitting next to me didn't know the answer on the completion test
so he wrote in "i am retartet"
the teacher wrote back "no shid"


(dez) I had to write an essay about handicapped parking spots
(dez) I chose to write about how fat people are not handicapped
(dez) And how they should get special parking spots at the end of the lot


he was very nasty. called him that word you never wanna call a black man
??
no one ever wants to call a black man the word that begins with 'n' ends in 'r' and has 'ig' in the middle
Neighbour?


silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..


A smiley says a thousand words
:-)
*** Arendra has quit IRC (Excess Flood)


orangemunky: yes, but can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism???
Q-13: I can now, dumbass!
orangemunky: ........
orangemunky: shit


is there an echo in here?
an echo in here?
in here?
here?


xpl0re3> fuck, i mean, it worked for romeo and juliet... they met at a party and were married the next fucking day
beanphoner> you obviously didn't read the end of that play


okay okay i'll stop now...

-ionie

12:23 AM

posted by Shiawase 



It is truly alright.